Natalie Gulbis, the former Anna Kournikova of golf, won the Evian Masters in France. It was her first LPGA victory. She used to go out with Ben Roethlisberger.
Then, Ben went and found consolation in the fact that he's hooking up with Missy Peregym.
Damn you and your fake face, Ben. I'm gonna go take on a Chrysler New Yorker to see if chicks flock to me...
Right after I find a cool MPotD, of course.