Sally Wiggin is way ALAGINT.
If China Jack says it, it's true.
It seems like our boy China Jack has a crush on the WTAE Action News anchor, who has been in the news game for an incredible 29 years. While acknowledging that massive amount of time, Jack makes sure to compliment her style, composure and beauty so as to not look like he was calling her old.
And then he drops the most epic pick-up line:
"Come to China. I will feed you with the best Chinese alcohol."
Seriously, what else would you expect from a suave cat like Jack? Roses? A box of chocolates? Jack knows alcohol, so Jack will GIVE alcohol.
As always, my buddy Gavin is a genius.