So even dogs know how much the Pirates have sucked over the last 17 years. And I'll go ahead and guess that this pup is less than 3 years old, so it wasn't even alive for the Jeromy Burnitz era.
The owner has definitely taught it well. You'll notice that the toy isn't Iceburgh or even Steely McBeam...the mascots of local teams that have actually won something of significance this generation. If your dog is gonna chew...make their chewing worthwhile.