Puppy Bowl V Liveblog Thread

"Game" starts at 3 PM...this is the only thread on the Internet that you need pay attention to for the 3-5 PM time slot. Liveblog is below.

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1:00 PM - Posted liveblog thread

1:02 PM - Come back closer to 2:45-3ish

1:13 PM - Puppy Bowl Livetweet right here!

2:50 PM - Yes! So close to puppies!

3:01 PM - Harry Kalas, doing work already

3:03 PM - Holy crap, someone need to get that Pepper the Parrot video onto Youtube

3:04 PM - Elvira looks like Predator!

3:06 PM - Eli is gonna tackle evvvveryone.

3:08 PM - Elvira not only took down Eli, but then scored! TD!

3:10 PM - A look back at Puppy Bowl 1. BANDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:13 PM - Tug. Of. War.

3:19 PM - Mac is awesome. What a tackle.

3:20 PM - INT MADELINE!

3:21 PM - Destroying that water

3:23 PM - That look back at Puppy Bowl II and Barry was comedy gold. That thing was standing on its back legs so hard.

*edit* or the crane kick, Sean.

3:25 PM - End of the quarter? They have those?

3:32 PM - Xander, aka Charles?

3:33 PM - Excessive barking? Get your eyes checked, ref! More like, excessive cuteness

3:33 PM - TD Moose!

3:36 PM - Puppy Bowl III looked violent. Michael Vick in intrigued...

3:38 PM - Commercial break. Anyone have any Steelers nerves?

3:46 PM - Cutest. Goaltending. Ever.

3:47 PM - Schroder is the man!

3:49 PM - Harry Kalas' puppy puns are on point

3:52 PM - 2TDs in a row for Matilda! Schroder is still sleeping at mid-field.

3:53 PM - Kitty Halftime Show!

4:03 PM - Those robot-mouse-cat-toy things are ridiculous.

4:13 PM - That tailgating crew looks like a rough bunch.

4:16 PM - PAW INTERFERENCE!?!?!? THEY ALL HAVE PAWS, DUDE!

4:18 PM - Wow, a puppy just got ejected. This is getting dark.

4:22 PM - Schroder...wake up. You're so freakin' adorable

4:29 PM - STREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAKED DOGS ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:33 PM - 4 fluffiest dogs ever on Puppy Bowl IV.

4:43 PM - The Bichons are destroying Sawyer.

4:47 PM - That football-with-arms-and-legs dog toy is freaking me out.

4:50 PM - Super Bowl anxiety on the creep up...

4:51 PM - MVPuppy? Matilda, right?

4:56 PM - Dogs are all getting tired

4:57 PM - MATILDA WINS MVP! CALLED IT!

4:59 PM - Game ova. Kalas with the sign-off, and Puppy Bowl V is history.

5:01 PM - GO STEELERS!