Earlier, we looked at some videos from the scoreboard at PNC Park. And now, we highlight the greatest screengrab of all time. Are you seeing the Pirate and the Parrot? They are way too interested in that anthropomorphic hot dog and hot dog cannon. And right before this picture, the hot dog bun and meat were two separate entities that flipped into each other to combine into one kickass piece of dancing food.
If these videos are actually from PNC Park, then that means kids see this. I really don't know how comfortable I am with all of this.