For Christmas, my aunt got me the bedsheets you see above. I saw that they were Black and Gold, thanked her, and moved on.
I refused to put them on my bed, since we won the week prior against Green Bay. We won against the Ravens and Dolphins, so my superstitions were confirmed. But since we didn't make the playoffs, I decided I could change up my routine and put the new Steelers sheets on my bed.
Turns out that they're the sickest unlicensed sheets ever. The sheets themselves are Black and Gold, with football helmets everywhere. But there's no mention of the STEELERS themselves...just PITTSBURGH.
Imagine my joy when I, dissector of the unlicensed, figured out that the sheets I had just put on my bed were unlicensed. That's an unexplainable feeling, right there. Big ups to my aunt, and Merry Christmas!