You know the drill...you're kicking back after a long day of work, flipping through the channels while enjoying a well-deserved cold one when you stop and immediately think..."this could use like 100% more Lemieux."
We've all been there, so don't think you're alone, friend.
Thankfully, the ever-reliable Etsy has you covered. You can buy Lemieux bottle caps, so that when you open your beer, it's like the two of you are working together. Lemieux gets the assist, per se.
I'm surprised that there aren't Sidney Crosby baby bottle nipples or Billy Guerin straws so you can sip stuff through your missing-tooth gap.