Side note, when my oldest sister first went to grade school on the bus, she heard some naughty older kids using the F word. She told my mom about the problem. My mom asked her to repeat the word, and Kate whispered..."fart."
Childhood ignorance is bliss. Childhood toilet humor is also the funniest thing on God's green Earth. Which is why Benstonium's rip on Mike Tomlin accidentally saying "fart" instead of "fought" in his season-ending press conference is absolutely hilarious. So many fart/poop puns that my mind nearly melted.
This season was caca, Tomlin. The team better not look like poop next year. Dookie.
I'm not as good at throwing in poo references.