Never thought you'd read that sentence? Don't worry, I never thought I'd type it.
This ugly, ugly creation includes Pittsburgh's own Sidney Crosby, as well as Alex Ovechkin, Wayne Gretzky, Teemu Selanne and Henrik Zetterberg. I tried to find a common connection between all those players, but came up with nothing. Don Cherry is probably worked up into a froth at the thought of including those stupid Europeans, though.
Video is below. The trance music will suck you right in.