Former Penguins forward Jaromir Jagr attended the wedding of professional tennis-playing friend and fellow Czech Radek Stepanek over the weekend. He made a toast:
"To happy new couple. Enjoy good years. Later in seemingly-happy marriage, you feel like you're dying alive. You won't feel comfortable there right then. It won't be the same for you right then. You'll see what happens. Maybe you're going to think about divorce pretty soon."
/drops mic, heads to DC