A few games ago, Penguins play-by-play guy Paul Steigerwald accidentally flubbed Sidney Crosby's last name, calling him Crosberry.
Right now, the Pens are playing the Flyers, and during the second intermission, Steigy showed a fan-manufactured box of Crosberries cereal. Hilarious. The Pens need to start their days with this cereal all the time, and get some of that goal-scoring goodness. And then the rest of the league will try them, but the cereal will act like Fiber One cereal or something and just make them shit themselves.