"We're from the town with the great football team. We cheer the Pittsburgh Steelers."
Even if you aren't a Steelers fan, you probably know the Steelers Polka. Sung to the tune of the Pennsylvania Polka, the Steelers version has been around since the Steel Curtain years. My sister even had the song played at her wedding reception back in late 08, and she got married in New Jersey.
But are you ready for a revolution in music? Then check out this thing called The Great American Horn Machine as it struggles to get through the opening notes. At first it's just calamitous cacophony, but then you can pick up the tune. Somewhat.
My sister should've just gotten this machine for the wedding reception.