When I was a kid, I'd always play with my Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars and think to myself, "this needs just a bit more hockey legend." Well lookee here:
"This is a 1/64 scale Hot Wheels diecast car with custom printed decals featuring the logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins (and likeness of player). It's one of a kind and makes a terrific gift for that fan who already has everything."
AWESOME. I can't even say it enough...awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.
The only thing that sucks is the incredibly blurry photo. Did they take this picture from a boat 2 miles away? It's a Hot Wheels car, explicitly listed as 1/64 scale of a regular 1970 Pontiac GTO...you gotta get right up next to it with a camera that has more than like 1.2 megapixels. Mario deserves better than that.