Pirates Hat Hipster From Lorenzo Neal's DUI Bust Sucks

Written by tecmo on .

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I hate hipsters. This dude from California is probably no real Pirates fan. I'm pretty confident in that statement.

Yesterday in NYC, I saw 2 kids wearing Pirates and Penguins hats for fashion-only reasons...in the same room. As much as I feel like this, I've been burned too many times by non-fans who don't know what I'm talking about. And now that I've moved from Queens to Brooklyn, I can't even wear my ACTUAL Pirates hat without looking like a cliché. God, I hate hipsters.

2 comments
mookieproof
mookieproof

I live in Brooklyn, but my Pirates hat is a bit too dirty to be a fashion statement.

psamp
psamp moderator

@mookieproof what part? im not hip enough for wiliamsburg/bushwick, but i still look like a wannabe when i wear mine now haha