BREAKING NEWS: Hines Ward's 'Dancing With The Stars' Partner Is Hot

Hines is going to be on DWTS, and his partner Kym Johnson is pretty hot.

This will likely be the only mention of Hines and his rug-cutting on PSAMP unless he like dies on the dancefloor or something magical happens. I think I nailed the most important part of this recent development.

I originally set out with this post to mention that Hines should've been paired with Karina Smirnoff or Edyta Sliwinska, but that was before I saw that Kym was attractive as well. And I'm an equal-opportunity fan of beautiful women.