Hines is going to be on DWTS, and his partner Kym Johnson is pretty hot.
This will likely be the only mention of Hines and his rug-cutting on PSAMP unless he like dies on the dancefloor or something magical happens. I think I nailed the most important part of this recent development.
I originally set out with this post to mention that Hines should've been paired with Karina Smirnoff or Edyta Sliwinska, but that was before I saw that Kym was attractive as well. And I'm an equal-opportunity fan of beautiful women.