Thanks to my bud Benson for sending over his latest. It's a 1960s-esque educational video that tries to make sense of the numbers and explanations given by Sid and his team of doctors during his press conference last week. From the description:
"There has been so much cloudy information regarding the return of Pens captain Sidney Crosby over the past 9 months, the fans are starting to get a headache. This educational video by Professor Stonium and his assistant Mr. Brain will help clear up some of the dizzying rumors."
I'm down with whatever that brain tells me as long as he doesn't use "Ferrari" and "garage/parked" in the same sentence.