Taiwanese Sidney Crosby's Brain Would Bleed If He Rode The Thunderbolt Or Racer Or Jack Rabbit

DO NOT LET SID SIT IN THE LAST SEAT OF THE JACK RABBIT. DEAR GOD EVEN IF HE'S WEARING A HELMET. THAT HELMET WILL BE HISTORY BY THE TIME THE 2ND DIP HITS.
via the Freak Show. Video here:
The Racer alone might kill him:


Also this happened:

Lockout.






