I don't care if that's a crocodile instead, I don't know the difference so shut up.
Via my friend Garrett comes this fantastic picture of a dude in a Pirates hat literally going insane at some other store customer's pet alligator. I enjoy it if only for the expression of the Pirates fan, he's pretty much doing the the one thing a person can do when faced with something this bizarre. It's the complete embodiment of saying "WHAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!"
Or how Pirates fans have embraced the Buccos dip to below .500 over the past 2 months of the season :(