Gary the mini pony. psamp he was so gangsta
they were everywhere and a lemur escaped and wrecked like 20 minutes of the show.
Here's the other dude, def not as cool as Gary
That's Gary up top and the other guy below Gary. And I see several other buddies. Another staggering entry into our collection of circus mini ponies.no comments
How does this slip by? How does one wear this out without noticing the upside-down MILLER nameplate? Or is this kid just super confident and a person who thrives off attention?
We've looked at this phenomenon in a roundabout way back in 2010 when some dude at Mario's 2000 comeback game couldn't hold a sign up the right way. That is a bit more forgivable because in a frenzy there's like 4 possible ways of thrusting that into the air with your sign message facing the ice, 8 different ways if you're in a rush and hold the back side up to the ice. But a jersey can really only be put on 2 ways, and backwards would be an insult to Kriss Kross cos one of them just died in the past week.
So inspect your knockoffs, kids. Or hold up a sign saying you know the nameplate is upside-down and you're wearing it that way for the attention so us old crotchety people can get with it.
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Thanks to The Pen Spot for sending this over. He says:
After going to the first game of the playoffs I was inspired to make a short animation that represents in a simple form of how I think this first round of the playoffs will turn out.
And in this 11-second clip, the animated Islander is shown putting up a better fight than anything the real Islanders did in Game 1.
Go Pens.no comments
THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! And just like at the start of this shortened season, I saw it fit to seek out my good friend China Jack again so his good luck can envelop these Penguins as they take a shot at Lord Stanley. Here was Jack's season opening toast, you can find out his backstory and info there if you're new to the experience. Jack's toasts help the Pens win a Cup in 2009, so it was only right he should help us out again as the team looks to get back to the dance.
So enough of my words. Below are Jack's, along with audio of his entire toast. Jack was a bit upset that there are a couple of digital skips in the file, as if that makes any difference on our end. It can be a pain to get any media files from China. We're just happy he's back and ready for the Pens to dominate.
Jack’s Toast to the Pens
With only a few games left in the season I thought it as good a time as any to once again lift a glass with my all my favorite Yinzers out there.
It’s China Jack coming to you again from China where the beer still isn’t as cheap as the Flyer’s hits.
With Shero wheeling and dealing at the trade deadline the Penguins proved to be the place to be as they signed Morrow and nabbed Iginla from under the Bruins noses. This depth has gone a long way as the, forgive me, “March of the Penguins” made short order of their opponents allowing the Penguins to clinch the conference.
It is now time for the Penguins to maintain their intensity as they once again try to hoist Lord Stanley. If they can keep playing at this high of intensity when Crosby, Orpik, and others return to the line we will hopefully be calling them “Emperor Penguins” as they reign supreme over the rest of the NHL.
So let us lift our Iron Cities, our Qingdao beer, and toast the Penguins to help them on their way through the playoffs.
Let’s go Pens! Cheers!
LET'S GO PENS!
This is George. He's about to belong to some friends of mine who own a horseshoeing business.
George is a beast. It's like George knew what cameras do and posed perfectly. George is pretty smart, probably plotting something as we speak. We need better man-mini pony relations so George only plots cool stuff like parties and family gatherings.no comments
We don't trot China Jack around too often, only when necessary. I mean, last time he was around in May, the Pens won the Cup. Tomorrow is May 1st, the begining of the playoffs, and Jack will once again toast the playoff-bound Pens. Here was his beginning-of-the-season toast, which only brought about 72 points in 48 games and the Eastern Conference regular season championship.
So take your Iggy and Morrow acquisitions. Jack may be more important.
That's Jack above in the past 2 days getting ready for the playoffs. Jack's audio playoffs toast will be posted on PSAMP tomorrow, about 1-2PM EST.
Because it's the Cup.