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Mini Pony of the Day 4-20-09

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Cheers to Liz, who sends this picture from a friend. Liz passed this one along last week. I really have no idea about the context of this picture.

The Rick Pitino extortion mess. [The World of Isaac]

The Fresh Prince vs. Isiah Thomas. [NESW Sports]

Classic Ditka. [Zoner Sports]

Disappointed that Chuck Liddell didn't win at UFC 97? [Chicago's MMA]

Skiing ostriches are great. [Josh Q. Public]

The Buccos HAD the best team ERA in the bigs before yesterday's stinker. [More Hardball]

Game 3, Brought To You By Marc Andre Fleury's Toes

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Game 3 against the Flyers, with the Pens up 2-0 in the series, drops today at 3 PM. On NBJerks. MAF would like to remind you how close we were to this being a tied, 1-1 series heading back to Philly.

Don't get complacent, Pens fans and players. This series isn't over until the Flyers are completely dissected. The 2 game cushion is nice, but that's what was expected of the higher-seeded home team. And MAF's toes are the main reason we're in this position.

Foot on the gas the rest of the way, Pengrins fans.

Go Pens!

China Toasts The Pittsburgh Penguins!

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Man, these couldn't have come at a better time. My voice is completely shot after the incredible OT win in Game 2, and some Chinese people could probably sum up my emotions better.

Props to my buddy Gavin for sending these along. Apparently, they're blocking Youtube in China, so he traveled to Hong Kong to get them onto the Internet. Dedication at its finest.

We've seen China Jack and the unnamed Chinese students go to great lengths to profess their Steelers and Pitt Panthers fandoms, but it's hockey season now. And Gavin wouldn't be a true Pittsburgher without converting everyone into Penguins fans. It just had to happen.

Here's China Jack (and his famous bottle of Martell) toasting the Pens and hoping for success in this year's Stanley Cup playoffs. Jack sounds a little bent, but CHEERS PENGRINS nonetheless!

And here's Gavin's students, with a fantastic chant for the team. Since we got the Flyers currently, one girl states that "Flyers fans have the IQ of sweet potatoes." I couldn't come up with something half as clever if I tried.

Now, instead of giving you some mindless recap while I try to heal my dead voice, I give you the comedic stylings of some fantastic Chinese Pengrins fans. You wouldn't have it any other way, right?

Go Pens!

Some Penguins Stuff UPDATED

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Since we're getting ready for Game 2, here's a collection of Penguins stuff for your eyes and ears.

First off, Jim's trying to do a Yinz Luv Da Guins episode after each game. I applaud his efforts, and have posted the Game 1 recap here:

 

Next, how cute are Geno's parents? At least that's what this video says, and I'd have to agree.

Finally, Pensburgh via Deadspin lets us know that some Pens fan wants a date for Game 2 with a hot chick Pens fan. For $1. On Cragslist.There's still some time left before the puck drops, ladies...

Go Pens!

UPDATE** NBC is shutting down the outside screen for Game 3, since they're broadcasting it nationally. What a joke of a move. Pensblog has email addys for some NBC bigwigs so you can let them know how you feel about that decision.

Mario Lemieux Loved French Snickers Bars Back In 1988

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Here's an old Snickers commercial featuring Penguins great Mario Lemieux. And his hair.

The whole thing is in French, and it's old, so I can't really offer you any insightful analysis . "Wow, the quality is crappy." "Why isn't this in English?" "Snickers bars rule." There, that's pretty much all you should expect anyway.

Mini Pony of the Day 4-17-09

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This is the side of my buddy Cotter's shoes. That's definitely Meaty and Mini Horse from Rob and Big. Quite possibly the best shoes ever.

An interview with author and golf analyst Jimmy Roberts. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Billy Corgan adapted Bullet With Butterfly Wings for wrestling. [Steady Burn]

Isiah "Thompson" had a bad day. [The World of Isaac]

Daniel Carcillo = Pee. [The Pensblog]

Getting Miggy with it [Josh Q. Public]

Don't forget to enter to win free tickets to Midgets vs. Mascots. [PSAMP]

WIN FREE TICKETS TO MIDGETS VS. MASCOTS FROM PSAMP

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If you hadn't heard, Midgets vs. Mascots is a new movie that's set to come out soon, featuring Gary Coleman, Ron Jeremy, Scottie Pippen and a group of, well, midgets and mascots. Here's the premise:

"In this “Borat” meets “Jackass” shockumentary, 5 little people and 5 mascots battle for $1 million apiece in competitions like “how few insults does it take to get punched in a bar”, and “alligator wrestling”. Gary Coleman, leading the littles as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even Scottie Pippen. Like “Borat”, much of the film is shot “guerilla improv” as they surprise unsuspecting bystanders when the teams crash restaurants, bars and neighborhoods during outrageous competitions."

In honor of the film being shown at the upcoming Tribeca Film Festival, my good buds at Gunaxin are hosting a pre-screening party, complete with Scottie Pippen himself. And I have two free tickets to give away. For those of you in the New York City area, or those willing to travel to NYC on April 26th should you win, here's what you have to do:

- Email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. with a picture of a mini pony, preferably one I've never used, with your own potential MPotD writeup. In my own Mini Ponies of the Day, I try to make you laugh, so be funny.

- That's it.

Winner will be chosen at random, and will have their pony picture and writeup featured next week. In addition to that great honor, you'll receive two (2) free tickets to the screening and party. Right now, the party is sold out, so these are pretty exclusive.

I'll be there, as well as some of my good blogging buddies and Scottie Pippen. You'll also watch a potentially hilarious movie before anyone else.

I'll take submissions until Saturday night. So get moving.

Russian Spies Are Trying To Steal Evgeni Malkin

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After last night's game, which included a great goal by Geno, who wouldn't want to steal away the 2009 Art Ross winner?

My buddy Benson came up with another Burghability commercial for Iron City Beer (remember the brilliant first one?). In the latest, the success of the Pens, and especially Geno, forces a "friend" to reveal himself as a Russian spyset on bringing Malkin back to Russia to play.

As I've said before, the Drinkability commercials are terrible...but Benson tweaked them just enough to make the hilariously awesome. The Penguins plotlines, the shilling of Iron City and the inclusion of "Burgh " into the title just makes these parodies light up. Almost enough to make me respect Bud Light's original commercials.

Mini Pony of the Day 4-16-09

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Thanks to Liz for this one. I used one like this a few weeks ago, but this one is different. And it still gets a...

...Hey, baby.

Read on, I'm done here:

Big-time win for the Pens. [The Pensblog]

Chinese soccer coaches suck. [Sports Rubbish]

What was the best draft class of the past 25 years? [FanIQ]

21 reasons why baseball needs to retire Clemente's 21. [Lemonaaade Here]

I like the nickname "Duke of Hurl" for Zach Duke. Hope he can keep it up. [Kevin Young Is A Millionaire]

Shaq got his revenge against the teammate that punked him. [Total Pro Sports]

On Being A Pittsburgh Penguins Fan In New York City

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Longtime readers know that I moved to NYC after the 2007-08 NHL All Star break despite living all of my life in the sticks south of Pittsburgh. I immediately became a Pens fan trapped in the commercial capital of the world, far from the comforts of the Civic Arena and all the hockey staples that I hold dear.

After some digging, I found a group of now-friends who were in the same predicament as I...displaced Pittsburghers, or just Penguins fans looking to hang out with like-minded people. Following the amazing 3-OT win against the Wings in the Finals (yeah, Petr!), I penned a post (original blogspot link here) that summed up the emotions of being a former Pittsburgher having the time of his life during (arguably) one of the most exciting finishes in franchise history. With the 08-09 playoffs beginning tonight, now seems to be a good time to re-publish that piece. It was well-received in the blogosphere, so I hope you enjoy it.

Remember that this post happened during the Finals. However, re-reading it got the juices flowing, and I'm more prepared for the playoff highs and lows now than I have been at any point in this season.

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Going into this series, did you think you would ever be turned off by the sight of Lord Stanley?

When NBC cut to the Cup handler removing the trophy from its case and proceeding to polish it, I almost threw up. The Pens had successfully blown a 2-goal lead, Detroit was nearly celebrating the win and I was in my own state of disbelief.

Now, let's back up for a second.

Will Leitch had an interesting chapter in his latest book, God Save the Fan. The 7th chapter in Part 4, entitled "Why a Crappy Flatiron Yuppie Bar Is Now the Closest Thing I Have to a Home," really means something more than just words on paper now. It talks of Will's struggles with being a Midwestern boy and Cardinals fan in the heart of New York City. What are the displaced fans to do when their team is making a historic run?

To make a long story short, the chapter is about Will finding a group of Cardinals fans at a random bar in the city, and making unreal bonds with other fans who share the same connection and disconnection based around a sports team. St. Louis was in the World Series, and the closest Will had to home was the random bar with other Cards fans.

First time through the book, I had to stop right there, because I thought Will was full of shit (had to do it, for you Bissinger fans). Being originally from Pittsburgh, I can tell you firsthand that nothing beats being right at the heart of huge sports happenings. The Super Bowl XL victory parade? Ridiculous. I didn't think you could get that type of excitement in another city. Everyone who watched that on tv from whatever exotic location you were in at the time...you missed out big time.

Then, as you all know, I moved to New York. Suddenly, I was a sports fan with no city, a man trapped away from all he holds dear (FSN Pittsburgh). I moved shortly after the NHL All Star game this past regular season. The Pens were streaking towards the playoffs, and I was stuck trying to find live feeds online. Even when the games started being broadcast on Versus, or MSG for the Rangers series, I stayed at the apartment, nervously pacing back and forth. I needed another fan, and the words in GSTF started ringing true in my mind. Perhaps I could find a home away from home.

Trust me, its not easy to find a Penguins bar right after dismantling the Rangers. The locals don't take kindly to you displaying the colors of the team that just eliminated their Rags.

But I found one. A great group of peoplewho rival my fandom. I can talk about Jim Paek, or the North Side or Nigro's Restaurant and people know what I mean. In New York City!

Which brings us to the epic, 3-OT game from last night. I watched a guy bloody up his knee while wearing a suit because the Pens scored and we needed to celebrate. I saw groups of people nervously pounding on the tables as the OT minutes kept passing by. I wasn't alone in my stupid antics. Everyone had the same feelings. And these are mostly displaced Pittsburghers, some out of state fans, chicks from Holland and Sweden, friends from California. Everyone was united by the Pens...

...And hatred for the Cup. Honestly, I get chills every time they show Mario on that badass NHL commercial. However, seeing the Cup last night with the Wings up 3-2 was sickening at best. I never thought I'd get so angry seeing that beautiful Cup, but it happened with a few minutes left in the third last night. And I wasn't alone. I don't know if I've ever seen a larger collective chorus of cusses then when NBC cut to the Cup handler. Just as players don't like to touch Stanley until they win it, the fans don't want to see it when the other team is close to taking the prize.

Now, I fully understand the feelings Leitch had during the Cards' World Series run. That "back-home excitement" was present in a basement pub in Manhattan. It felt like we were all in the Civic Arena. Or at least out on the lawn.

Will the Pens take the Cup, coming back from a 3-1 series deficit? As much of a homer as I am, I can't say that we'll win for sure. I'm a 100% optimist, always wanting a win, but I have to realize that we're still a ways away.

But we're still alive, and the Penguins have brought together a bunch of out-of-place Pittsburghers...

...Who really don't want to see the Cup in Pittsburgh on Wednesday (however weird that may sound).

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The picture at the top was taken at a game we watched this season. We've upgraded facilities to a bigger place, but the raw emotions of a fantastic win or stunning loss still resonates like it did at the old place. I'm in there, somewhere.

And since we're playing the Flyers tonight, it's a given that this had to be posted.

TK is a beast.

Go Pens!

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