The mini pony is all, "Dude, humans come in small sizes, too?"
Remember to enter OFTOT's Champion contest before tomorrow. [OFTOT]
The Pirates roster is set. [WHYGAVS?]
Jesus resurrecting finally ousted something called a Bieber. [Steady Burn]
The Midwwest is no fan of ESPN. [Midwest Sports Fans]
Blind drivers? COLONEL STINKMEANER LIVES! [Deadspin]
Tiger Woods is back at sports. [TMZ]