Thanks to Rob for these. He says:
I had to crop the pic for legibility, but omg this trailer hitch:
Absolutely incredible. First off..."Love me, love my miniature horse" is a phrase I can totally get behind. Considering I don't own a mini horse mine would be something more along the lines of "Love me, love my bizarre fascination with miniature horses."
And living in NYC without a car because subways, I also lack the ability to flash even more mini pony love with a sick trailer hitch. I feel like I should move.